I posted a picture of the chewed heel on Facebook, tagged her in it, and told her she needs to buy me a new one. This is what I got in reponse:

“It is still perfectly fine. There are kids in Africa walking around with water bottle flip flops. DONT EVEN GO THERE. AND YOU LEFT YOUR SHOE OUT FOR MY DOG TO GET. HE IS STILL CONSIDERED A PUPPY. YOU SHOULD KNOW FROM NOW NOT TO LEAVE YOUR DANG SHOES OUT. WOMAN!!!”

What am I going to do with this kid?!?