Somewhere deep inside, something’s got a hold on you And it’s pushing me aside, see it stretch on forever And I know I’m right for the first time in my life That’s why I tell you, you’d better be home... Read More

Papa! You’re like a flamingo.

Sugar Biscuit to my amputee father in law.... Read More

Show ‘em their nightmare!!!!! Some dumb lady on the stands at our pee wee football game. I mean, REALLY?!?!?!... Read More

What yer said? Sugar Biscuit-ese for, “Pardon me?”... Read More

Hungry people eat what they’ve been offered! Another favorite parenting tool, best said in a Disney-esque sing song voice.... Read More

Can you _________ by yourself, or do you need me to help you? One of my most loved parenting tools.... Read More

Oh, so we are gonna babysitter them ? SB, as I tried to explain to him what respite and foster care is.... Read More

I don’t like the raisins. SB, handing me a kernel from the popcorn we were snacking on.... Read More

I like you better when you’ve been drinking! Sister 3 to Sister 4.... Read More

I licked it, Mommy. I licked the PlayDoh. It not berry yummy. SB... Read More