1. I used to be a singer in a blues band.
2. I hate brussels sprouts, beets, and eggs.
3. My favorite t-shirt is the HankIII one that says “100% Hellbetty”
4. I’m tired of getting my ass kicked this week.
5. I am scared of the karmic effects of killing ants, so if one gets on me, I blow it away.
6. I’d like to adopt a teenager out of foster care. A long time from now, but I would.
7. I used to kid my mom and say I wanted to have four kids by four different men, but now it’s my reality.
8. I love trashy TV shows, but rarely get to watch.
9. I’m pretty convinced I’m going to get a book deal and go on a speaking tour.
10. I learned a valuable lesson this week about the place some people need to hold in my life, versus the place they actually hold.