The lyrics are something like “Thank you Jesus for my Mommy, Thank You Jesus for my Daddy.”

I don’t even care that he’s being indoctrinated into a religion that has many tenets I don’t agree with. The amount of cute that is my baby singing that song would make an atheist start sending the 700 Club their whole paycheck.

(He goes to a Christian preschool, Southern Baptist to be precise. The school is amazing, so we just gloss over the doctrine that doesn’t work for us. It’s like a La Leche League meeting. They say, “take home what works, leave the rest!”)