The fact that the Teenager is living in a scary apartment complex and working part time at Waffle House instead of going to college makes me kind of a failure as a mother, I’m afraid.

However, the fact that Stinky knows how to bellow the extra parts to “Sweet Caroline”, and Sugar Biscuit knows exactly how and where to sing the “doc-TOR!” part of the Coconut song just might cancel that out.

At least this is what I am hoping. Please God, let it be so.