So, our rooster just spurred SB in the face. The only thing that protected him from injury was the Capri Sun (don;t worry, it was 100% juice!) he was carrying. There’s a huge rip in the bag and a bunch of scratches on my baby’s face. SB is requesting we shoot him. I’m still trying to figure out what happened since we clipped Rex’s wings so he can’t fly. We are discussing what to do now. Soup is a very distinct possibility. I’m really surprised John didn’t kill him on the spot.