My mother overheard I’m getting a new tattoo and she said that my future children are going to be embarrassed to be seen with me. She said I’m going to look uglier…not a great day. I just want to crawl back to bed but unfortunately I have work.

For what it’s worth, my kids think my tattoos are rad and show them to all their friends. Word on the street is I’ve even been Tweeted about with my tattoo-y coolness!